ha, this is starting to sound like the Ricky Gervais podcast ;-)question is: can it be read as bike or bicycle?I know, this is Prince getting cherrypopped, so very likely very young (cos after all, his sister must've broken him in too at some stage (cf 'Sister') - was that before or after the bike incident?, cf 'my sister was 32 lovely and loose'). Which means extremely unlikely to have a motorbike license, which means it must be bicycle and hence QED a funky crime. I hope she was sitting sidesaddle.
Haha I hope she was too. To be honest, I always had a memory of a cartoon Prince on a motorbike in the video but only see flashes of it on the youtube version. But I think your theory may be correct and Prince is a total deviant.