At pub trivia...
Trivia Host: Ok, guess the next song. It's a female singer with a song from 2009.
(20 seconds of Miley Cyrus's Party in the USA plays.)
JH: (Screaming) MAKE IT STOP!
Trivia host: (stops the music) Ok, I know it's terrible but we have to play it a little longer so everyone has a chance of guessing it.
(Music resumes until the chorus and the Trivia Host stops the song.)
Trivia Host: Sorry about that. I'm worried that one day I'll be hit by a car and someone will look at my ipod and think I like all these songs.
Trivia team mate: I think if you were hit by a car you'd have more to worry about than what's on your ipod.
JH: I actually think that's a legitimate concern.