In the rock news today...

1. The new Antlers album is quite exceptional.

2. The new My Morning Jacket is quite good.

3. The new Arctic Monkeys album is quite bad.

4. Coldplay have a new single called Every tear is a waterfall. Who the fuck are they trying to kid with this bullshit?

5. Adele has apparently single handedly arrested the decline in record sales. That’s what happens when you release an album both me and my Mum likes.

6. Pulp have reunited. I guess being on the dole finally got boring.

7. Lady Gaga is an artistic visionary with the worst photoshopped front cover of all time. Either it is high irony or it’s just shit.

8. My Bloody Valentine have still not released a new album.

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